My name is Peter Stuyvesant
I have two friends, Benson and Hedges
I came from the city of Marlboro,
In the Salem high country
I Always carry a Mild Seven
I rode on a White Horse
Going to Kingsway in Kent
It was Lucky Strike I fell in love
With the daughter of Master Duke
Her name Was YSL
We got married by Perillys, the priest
We checked in at the house of Dunhill
And booked into room number 555
I laid her on the bad made of Gold Leaf
I played with her two Matterhorns
When I poked in my Rothmans King Size
She cried in delight, “You are a Rough Rider!!!”
You are riding like a mad Camel
When I asked her if she is satisfied
She answered” I want MORE!!!!”
Then suddenly she turned around and asked me if I
want to enter her Gudang Garam.
She said, depan belakang puas, barulah Sampoerna!!!
CULT OF THE DEAD COW (cDc), a prominent group of technology activists and inspiring thought leaders, hereby announces the appointment of Paris Hilton as an honorary member of its Ninja Strike Force.
In light of Ms. Hilton’s alleged hacking of the voicemail accounts of Lindsay Lohan and other celebrities, the group has decided to offer her one of its highest honors as a show of support. This marks the first celebrity appointment to the cDc Ninja Strike Force.
“Our technological exploits have also been misunderstood by the media. We support Ms. Hilton in this anxious time. People like us have to stick together,” said Anthony Trammel, a cDc spokesperson. “As a result, CULT OF THE DEAD COW has conferred upon Paris Hilton an honorary membership in the Ninja Strike Force, with all the rights, privileges, and responsibilities thereunto appertaining.”
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and broke.