my kind of soup

melt in your hands, your mouth and into your tonsil.

naruto manga #245 is out. 2 years older.. and more perverted than ever, the new Era of Perverted Ninjitsu has finally begun, and Naruto will lead the way.. and aa.. i was hoping that Sakura’s boobs will get slightly larger, maybe it is.. i have to take a closer look. wheeee i am happy, atleast free internet connection at office helps to “not” think about her.

p/s: dont ask any materials regarding to my “sexual” experience, its not that i dont have any, u see, i am now between the transition of being a manwhore, so i’ve written some client privacy policy, which does not permit any post which contain names, visualization of any kind or voice. so, im sorry guys, i guess u have to keep dreaming. psyke!

I HAVE FAILED YOU GUYS

she came to my apartment, i offered her sirap and we hit it off.

something happened today, it got a long list of history but to cut things short, i’ve met a girl that i havent see in 2-3 years, ignore the previous post, she got nothing to do with this. back to the main story, this particular girl had a grip on me..since always, we had a little scandal that lasted for quite some time.. since we were 15, she’s been in a serious relationships with other boys but she always called me, meet me and sometimes she came to my house when my parents are out of town and we cuddled. alamak.. the short story dah jadi panjang lebar already *shito*

back to the real agenda, we met below my office, had some drinks and started catching up what happened for the past 2 years. after that i walked her to her car.. she started to do her “thang” like holding my hand to cross the street.. messing with my hair and stuffs which makes me feel helpless.. i’d always feel helpless around her.. kenot help it and she knew that. BUT! she’s currently in a relationship with someone else.. i was suppose to be a long lost friend, but nooooo!! she’s treating me like we’re still in sekolah menengah and thats not right. btw, as soon as her car is visible, she tarik my cuping telinga and whispered “i want you”. OMFG! my jantung stopped beating.. no shit! it did for a few seconds.. seeing me in a state of “dazed and confused” she smiled, opened the door and enters the driver’s seat. i bent down to have a last words with her… thats when she started asking stupid stuffs that had shouldnt came out.. ex: “do u still love me?” offcourse i said no. but then, when our faces were very close and we’re staring at each other’s eye, i could sense that her lips are closing in, quickly i took a sip of my precious life-saving dunhill to avoid futher damaging thing to occur. i must admit that she’s pretty and all but it wouldnt be nice to jeopardise her current relationship, plus i dont like easy pickings then she left.

and then i screamed “WAAADDAFAKK JUST HAPPENED!!??”
thats it, i need a philosophy treatment.